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Mon, 30 May 2005

...like giving birth in reverse

Tonight Mike, Cyrus, and I went to Pluckers for all-you-can-eat wing night. Prominently featured on one wall (the "Wall of Flame") are the top five wing-eaters of each gender. The women's records are somewhat unimpressive—first place is 50, and second through fifth are all in the 30s. The men, on the other hand, put away substantially more. In particular, when we arrived, the records were 119, 77, 75, 74, and 71.

I'm happy to report that 71-guy is now off the list, and yours truly holds second place with 78 wings.

I'm gonna kill the next chicken I see.


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