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Sun, 30 Oct 2005

doom, doooom, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

It has the Rock and the BFG. What else does it need?

OK, it also has plot holes big enough to pass a chick with whom George might have slept after getting drunk, but you shouldn't attempt to pick apart the marvellous tapestry of plot placed in front of you. Instead, appreciate the hotness of the chick, watch the Rock discover "a big fucking gun," and note the altogether-too-long "first person shooter" homage scene.

Yeah, maybe you should see it in the theatres. Don't worry, once you tell people you went and saw Mortal Kombat with Christopher Lambert, they're not gonna bother making fun of you for this.

Also, go listen to the Doom Song. Edit: Alida points out, rightly, that I failed to mention that she's the one who finally sat me down and made me watch Invader Zim. It's hawsome.


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gwax wrote

what're you talking about?!
I'm going to do this as an itemized list because it's more stupider that way:
Item 1: The first person part of the movie was too short.
Item 2: The Mortal Kombat movie has an awesome soundtrack.
Item 3: Fuck you!
Item 4: Gir pwnzez.
Item 5: Also pants.




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