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Fri, 07 Jul 2006

yaaargh

Saw a Pirates 2 matinee with Mike and Cyrus today. Honestly, don't bother. Wait until it comes to video and then watch it the night before Pirates 3 comes out. There is absolutely no resolution whatever, just an abrupt ending. Davey Jones is really badass, as is the rest of his crew, and the Kraken is also awesome. Unfortunately, they just can't carry the movie. There's also about thirty minutes of worthless non-plot-advancing crap shoved in at the beginning, and Kiera being all "oh no do I love Jack or Orlando 'The Hotness' Bloom?" Jack does have some good lines, though.

When is Pirates 3 out? I have a feeling that Pirates 2 will be a better movie when it can be followed directly by 3.


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woz wrote


Davey Jones is totally Cthulhu. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum. I'm kind of sad I spent $10, given how I just kept on hoping for the yet-another-overdone-not-so-funny-action-sequence(s) to end.




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