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Wed, 18 May 2005

fancy footwork

After literally months of saying to myself "I need a new pair of shoes," I finally went to Nordstrom's and bought me some Puma NuMostros. I highly recommend them to all y'all; they're fucking comfy as hell.


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deep thoughts

(19:33:09) scrap1r0n: layout is kind of like masturbating to thoughts of an ex-girlfriend---it's the kind of guilty pleasure in which everyone participates at some point, and you're just not supposed to admit to doing and/or liking it.
(19:33:29) truculent eunuch: ?
(19:33:36) truculent eunuch: i admit both to doing and liking layout
(19:34:03) truculent eunuch: and, for that matter, masturbating while thinking about ex-girlfriend(s)

Look out, Sherra.


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taking out the euro-trash

I hate when people spam all of campus. That's why I always respond, also spamming all of campus. Cognitive dissonance rules. 

From: Rachel Ingwer
Subject: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:59:53 -0400
To: (lots of people)


                                       WWW.MITDIVEST.COM

                        Don?t let MIT support the Sudanese government.

                       Sign the petition and Speak out against Genocide.



For more information, see www.sudanactivism.com or www.divestsudan.com


Never again, pledged the international community after the Holocoust
Never again, it repeated after Cambodia, Bosnia, Rwanda
Now, a genocide is being committed again
DARFUR, SUDAN
Since February 2003, the crisis in Darfur has killed more than 380,000 and displaced almost 3
million.  UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan calls Darfur little short of hell on earth.
While governments and the UN stall, 15,000 people die every month.
Citizens can and must take a stand against this genocide.


From: "Riad S. Wahby"
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:34:55 -0500
To: Rachel Ingwer
    (lots of people)

Rachel Ingwer <ingwerr@MIT.EDU> wrote:
> [snip]

Perhaps you should put your money where your mouth is and go volunteer
or something.

Hopefully you'll become another statistic.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 08:57:04 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: "Dustin J. Rabideau"
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

"Dustin J. Rabideau" <rabideau@MIT.EDU> wrote:
> So, sure.  List spamming--not that cool.  Wishing someone dead?
> Pretty much off the scale.
>
> Grow up.  Take a minute to think about the shit that's coming out of
> your mouth.

You ought to consult a dictionary for the definition of hyperbole.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan
From: Heather M Pressler
To: "Riad S. Wahby"
Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 09:51:23 -0400

Cheers,
I was thinking the same thing when I got that email and just didn't have
the balls to say it. The website is ridiculous... MIT "might" be funding
companies that "might" be funding the Sudanese government. The petition
is a waste of time.
Heather


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 10:42:31 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: jesseg@alum.mit.edu
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

Jesse Geraci <jessegeraci@gmail.com> wrote:
> Totally unnecessary. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>
> ...and, yet, as much of an ass as  you have made yourself, I wouldn't
> wish death upon you.

Hmmm, perhaps you're a better person than me?

No, wait, I've got it: you're weak-minded and unable to discern sarcasm.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 11:08:17 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: jesseg@alum.mit.edu
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

Jesse Geraci <jessegeraci@gmail.com> wrote:
> whatever helps you sleep at night, dude.

You imply that I have a guilty conscience, yet you're the one spewing
sanctimony.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 10:38:01 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: Ben Ward
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

Ben Ward <benward@MIT.EDU> wrote:
> You're a jerk. Just because you don't like someone sending a message to
> you, you spam everyone a second time.
> No one wants to hear you spewing malignant thoughts about a tragedy
> involving millions of people.

Actually, I was spewing malignant thoughts about Rachel.  I could care
less about your so-called tragedy.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 10:38:50 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: Shankar Mukherji
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

Shankar Mukherji <mukherji@MIT.EDU> wrote:
> You really thought that your two line little comment was so beautifully
> insightful that you had to send it to virtually every student on campus?
> Holy hell, I think I see the light now!  God..thanks man, if only you had
> responded I little earlier - I wouldn't have wasted my *thirty seconds* (!!!)
> helping out a cause I have spent 2 years working on!!111!!!
>
> How come you right-wingers never know when to just shut up?  Just do me a
> favour - next time you feel like showing off what an incredible moron you are
> to thousands of people, remember that without liberals like us there would be
> no America, no precious freedom of speech that allows us the pleasure of
> learning what a pathetic excuse for drivel passes for discourse on the right.

Do me a favor, stop breathing.  You're wasting valuable oxygen.

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 11:34:38 -0500
From: "Riad S. Wahby"
To: Shankar Mukherji
Subject: Re: Ask MIT to Divest from Sudan

Shankar Mukherji <mukherji@MIT.EDU> wrote:
> The oxygen's only valuable because you wingnuts keep burning trees.  Hey I
> hear there's a war going on Iraq, I bet the military is looking for smart
> people like you to go blow themselves up "for freedom" - interested?
>
> Stop sending e-mail.  You're wasting valuable electrons.

You're so cute when you're pissed off!  The women must go CRAZY!

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Riad S. Wahby
rsw@jfet.org


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the end of an era?

Last night the right hinge on kung-foo broke. I'm definitely going to have it fixed—it's still under warranty, so it's free—but this has me thinking that maybe I ought to get a new laptop.

Maybe an IBM this time?


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