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Mon, 19 Dec 2005

a look at what's to come

Just a little peek.


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ace (defensive) driver

Hey, remember that whole ticket thing and the defensive driving and all that jazz? Well, I took the course yesterday, and I am truly a changed man. I'll never speed again.

No, the course didn't convince me to drive better. It was, however, fucking torture. According to the rules set out by the State, the course must take a minimum of 6 hours, including 1 hour of mandatory break. So I couldn't just run through it in an hour like any reasonable person would—I had to flip back and forth between the course and a few lively games of C&C Generals while watching the Chargers defeat the Colts (woot!) and then the Cowboys get eaten alive by the Redskins (Little Big Horn, indeed).

But hey, apparently I'm a really safe driver, because I got 100% on the final test. Remember that next time you're clawing for the oh shit! handle as we blow past some poor old woman at 140, horn and stereo punctuating the screams of the passengers and the sirens blaring behind us.

...and just think, we won't even have three stars yet!


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